Jaffa Cocks

Two friends of mine woke up in their hotel room while away on a stag night or a golfing holiday. Either one, doesn't matter. Separate beds obviously. Mouths and throats dry as hell after a night on the piss, and starving.

First guy wakes up and goes to the bog for a pee. Goes back and settles on his bed and looks around the room trying to establish if there is anything edible. He spies a packet of Jaffa Cakes on the table and goes to get it. He's only wearing his boxers. The movement around the room and the rustling of the packaging wakes up his friend, but he is too hungover to even consider lifting his head up. He just wakes up.

He hears his friend eating and asks what he's eating. He's told Jaffa Cakes. He asks for one, and reaches his arm out way behind him, palm up, inviting his mate to place a Jaffa Cake in his hand.

Instead, his friend in a playful mood, walks across and squats down a little, pulls his knob out of his boxers and places it in the palm of his mate's upturned hand. There's also the remnants of a little bit of pee from his visit to the bog minutes before.

It doesn't take very long for his friend to realise it's not a Jaffa Cake and turns to see..... how they laughed.