Personality Transplant

One of my colleagues overheard this gem on a bus at 5pm one day recently. It was full with commuters.

There were a few people standing and at the front was a man holding a small baby. Someone pressed the bell to stop the bus at the next stop, but stood where they were, holding on to stay safe while the bus was still moving.

The bus kept going at the next stop and the man with the baby said to the driver there were people wanting off. The driver said...

"Well there's no-one down here waiting to get off and I can't fucking stop in between stops"

So the passenger had to stay where they were. Going round George Square there was a car parked at the corner which gave the driver a bit of trouble turning so he sounded the horn then let rip with a torrent of abuse at the parked car...which was unoccupied.

The man with the baby said to him "I think you should calm down a little"

The driver turned to him and said "I think you need a fucking personality transplant, what the fuck are you doing telling me that?!!"

Some re-training perhaps?