Bloodbus This Isn't

A colleague of mine was on the bus a couple of weeks ago at 5pm. The of the day so very busy and only standing room left.

There were several people standing in the centre aisle and at the front, just beside the driver was a man holding a baby.

Someone pressed the bell up the back somewhere fore the bus to stop at the next place, but it kept on going. Whoever it was hadn't deemed to move down the bus to grace the driver with their presence, so the man holding the baby quite politely raised a point with the driver mentioning there were people wanting off at the last stop

"Well there's nae-one doon here waiting to get aff and I cannae fuckin' stoap in between stoaps". Alrighty then.

As the bus then made it's way around George Square the driver had to manoeuvre round a corner where some diddy had parked his car. This kind of riled the bus driver somewhat and hammered on his horn and let rip with a torrent of abuse at the parked car which I think was empty.

The man with the baby said to him "I think you should calm down a little".

No.......don't.......say.......that.

The driver turned to him and said "I think you need a fuckin' personality transplant pal, what the fuck are you daein telling me that?".

I think he should get a job on one of those tour buses and be a real face to face advert for Glasgow. Then he could drive them somewhere for a group mugging.