Tuesday, 22 January 2008

£1000 To Shut Your Mouth

I was in Morrisons a few days ago and I saw a couple of guys walking around. The older one in front, and the younger walking behind with the trolley. To be honest, they looked like a couple of farmers.

The older guy had a sort of worn look about him, hair that hadn't been cut for some time, or combed at any time, sturdy shoes, heavy dark cord trousers, a check shirt under a dark/dirty waistcoat, and a padded coat/bodywarmer thing, and a ruddy complexion, oh, and a huge beer belly.

The younger one was a thinner version but in slightly more fashionable clothes, however still looking like a farmer...and he had a beenie hat pulled down over his blond locks. I know he was a blond due to his unshaven face. He was trailing behind and looking slightly pissed off.

It's not usual you see a father and son walking round that shop, one with a trolley.

Normally I wouldn't mention it if it wasn't for this line....

Son: "Dad, I'll give you a grand if in April you don't moan for a whole week". April?

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