Wednesday, 31 October 2007

She Shags Me Then...

Last week, I was heading home on St Vincent Street, and there was a guy walking towards me talking on his mobile and gesticulating wildly. He was a student type guy.

He was talking very loudly and telling the listener...

"She shags me then tells me to fuck off the next day. If I did that to here there would be riots in the streets, I'm telling you."

A woman walking in front of me just about pished herself laughing at him.

Riots in the street? A little over expectant? And was this not a perfect result?  Not having to call her again?

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